Shit Hockey

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Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!

Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!

Shit Hockey by The Herb and company September 17, 2004

Words you can keep

Shit Hickey

When you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your ass from the seat.

A long night of eating cabbage, broccoli & cheese, and pickled lamb left me planted on porcelain so long the next morning that I got a shit hickey.

Shit Hickey by hookandpull July 13, 2012

Related Words

Shit Hockey • Shit Hickey • shit jockey • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick

Shit Hickey

1. An insult to a person; an asshole.

"You fucking shit hickey!"

Shit Hickey by Jack-Lilac August 25, 2009

Shit Hickey

When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.

OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!

Shit Hickey by StuPedasso May 10, 2012

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026