Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 11, 2012

lesbian pizza

An empty Domino's Pizza box found in a trashcan.

Hey! did Kimo find pizza in that shitcan?
No! It's lesbian pizza. He's just chewing on the box!

by StuPedasso October 11, 2012

Masochists Anonymous

A 350 step self healing program which works if one attends at least 38 meetings a day for life.

I have no regrets for turning down a blow job from Pamela Anderson. My Masochists Anonymous meeting comes first!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

allure

a device used to catch a fish

I bought allure ....Now i can catch afish!

by StuPedasso September 13, 2018

Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes

Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

Shit Hickey

When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.

OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012