Definitions by StuPedasso

allure 

a device used to catch a fish

I bought allure ....Now i can catch afish!

allure by StuPedasso September 13, 2018

lesbian pizza

An empty Domino's Pizza box found in a trashcan.

Hey! did Kimo find pizza in that shitcan?
No! It's lesbian pizza. He's just chewing on the box!

lesbian pizza by StuPedasso October 10, 2012

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

Testiclees by StuPedasso October 10, 2012

pussy velcro 

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

pussy velcro by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

Piss Felcher 

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.

Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!

Piss Felcher by StuPedasso July 6, 2012

Masochists Anonymous 

A 350 step self healing program which works if one attends at least 38 meetings a day for life.

I have no regrets for turning down a blow job from Pamela Anderson. My Masochists Anonymous meeting comes first!

Masochists Anonymous by StuPedasso May 10, 2012

Repoultrifier 

An invention I am working on which will be able to turn chicken shit into chicken salad

Dammit I'm hungry! Drop one of Obama's speeches into the Repoultrifier and make us a couple hundred sandwiches wouldja!

Repoultrifier by StuPedasso May 10, 2012