Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.

Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!

by StuPedasso July 04, 2012

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 11, 2012

lesbian pizza

An empty Domino's Pizza box found in a trashcan.

Hey! did Kimo find pizza in that shitcan?
No! It's lesbian pizza. He's just chewing on the box!

by StuPedasso October 11, 2012

Masochists Anonymous

A 350 step self healing program which works if one attends at least 38 meetings a day for life.

I have no regrets for turning down a blow job from Pamela Anderson. My Masochists Anonymous meeting comes first!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes

Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

Shit Hickey

When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.

OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

Repoultrifier

An invention I am working on which will be able to turn chicken shit into chicken salad

Dammit I'm hungry! Drop one of Obama's speeches into the Repoultrifier and make us a couple hundred sandwiches wouldja!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012