by StuPedasso October 11, 2012
by StuPedasso October 11, 2012
I have no regrets for turning down a blow job from Pamela Anderson. My Masochists Anonymous meeting comes first!
by StuPedasso February 25, 2012
Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.
Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!
by StuPedasso September 17, 2012
by StuPedasso September 13, 2018
Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!
by StuPedasso February 25, 2012
When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.
OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!
by StuPedasso February 25, 2012