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Shit Chip 

When one watches a video on youtube of a natural birth by the river and points out the little shit chip left on the rock right below the little nigga that was just birthed.
See dat there... shit chip.
Shit Chip by bizdev6969 July 15, 2025

Chip Of Shit 

Or: Chip-o-shit
An unattractive dark "beauty mark" that some people have on their faces.
"Enrique Eglasias has a chip of shit on his face."

"I'd fuck Cindy Crawford if she got rid of that chip of shit"
Chip Of Shit by Crab October 12, 2003

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.
Shit Chips by Shaymer December 26, 2017

shit chipper 

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.
Eric and Adam were bored so they decided to fire shit chippers at school buses.
shit chipper by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.
'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.
shit chips by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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