shit chip

One acting in the way of a person named Larry by demeaning one nicknamed D.

Larry is a shit chip.

by Benchracerx September 5, 2018

Shit Chip

When one watches a video on youtube of a natural birth by the river and points out the little shit chip left on the rock right below the little nigga that was just birthed.

See dat there... shit chip.

by bizdev6969 July 15, 2025

Chip Of Shit

Or: Chip-o-shit
An unattractive dark "beauty mark" that some people have on their faces.

"Enrique Eglasias has a chip of shit on his face."

"I'd fuck Cindy Crawford if she got rid of that chip of shit"

by Crab October 12, 2003

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017

shit chipper

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.

Eric and Adam were bored so they decided to fire shit chippers at school buses.

by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004