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shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

shitblasted 

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.
After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.
shitblasted by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008
To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.
Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.
shitbased by r the p June 19, 2008

shitbusted 

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.
I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!
shitbusted by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003