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Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad 

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad 

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shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

shitblasted 

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.
After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.
shitblasted by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008
To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.
Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.
shitbased by r the p June 19, 2008

shitbusted 

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.
I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!
shitbusted by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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