shish kabob
shish kabob by valeuchick June 13, 2008
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shish kabob
The act of inserting your penis into another man's ass, linking at least three men together to create a chain.
shish kabob by Blackie Brad Pitt March 26, 2010
Shish Kabob
When a man skewers his penis with a wooden stick or rod. This is generally done for pleasure as the stick allows for a build-up of cum meaning a super crazy feeling. Occasionally the skewering is done by someone else.
Shish Kabob by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022
Shish Kabob
A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing
Shish Kabob by DogeBoneGravesite April 20, 2021
Shish Kabob of Shame Syndrom
(Also known as SAS Syndrom)
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
Bill: Dude!
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
Shish Kabob of Shame Syndrom by Von mannshaft March 18, 2009
Atlantic Shish-kabob
Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.
Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.
Atlantic Shish-kabob by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008
Canadian Shish-Kabob
Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
Canadian Shish-Kabob by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011
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