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Shirts Off by agent314 March 29, 2010
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And then we took off our shirts and kissed
A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.
Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "
Zach- Not paying attention.
Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "
Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "
Zach- Not paying attention.
Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "
Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "
And then we took off our shirts and kissed by pyro7291 May 15, 2010
shirt off
The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".
You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".
Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".
You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".
Google: "tom cruise shirt off".
You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".
Google: "jack black soundboard".
Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".
You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".
Google: "tom cruise shirt off".
You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".
Google: "jack black soundboard".
T-shirt off
Something unexpected, or surprising, can be both positive or negative (similar to "out of pocket"), mainly used in SoCal.
T-shirt off by peppubi March 7, 2016
Take my shirt off
I died 4 times in a row in fortnite so I had to take my shirt off
Jeff got dunked on last week so he took his shirt off for the rest of the game
Jeff got dunked on last week so he took his shirt off for the rest of the game
Take my shirt off by ixNay- May 17, 2018
Shirt off shit
Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.
Shirt off shit by Doshiku August 1, 2025
Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol
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Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.