Shirt off shit 

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

Shirt off shit by Doshiku August 1, 2025

get your shit off 

To achieve something or have a good performance.

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.

get your shit off by Spray Tan September 8, 2015

shit off a shovel 

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.

shit off a shovel by Slangboy January 6, 2006

shit off 

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"

shit off by McSquigan May 20, 2007

like shit off a shovel 

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

like shit off a shovel by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Piss the shit off 

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

Piss the shit off by Therandomone February 4, 2018

shit off 

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"

shit off by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009