Shirt Rape 

When someone tries to get all inside your shirt, while you're still wearing it.

1) Sean! Stop shirt raping me!
2) I heard that Harry got shirt raped on Saturday night.

Shirt Rape by Doctor Sean November 17, 2010

Shit Rape 

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

Shit Rape by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015

shit rape 

V. To engage in the act of rape by taking a shit then raping the victim with it.

Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"

Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."

Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"

Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."

shit rape by estimated_eyes June 7, 2009

shit rape 

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

shit rape by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

Shit Rape 

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

Shit Rape by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

Rape That Shit 

To say you would love to have sexual relations with the pointed out man or woman.

(Man 1 points to woman)
Man 1: DOH! I'd Rape That Shit...
Man 2: Wouldn't We All.

Rape That Shit by iNguyen October 25, 2008

shit a brick and rape you with it 

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

shit a brick and rape you with it by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007