Shipos 

Shipos is another word for ship

My favorite shipos are Drarry and Catradora

Shipos by Slytherpuff Princess October 10, 2020

multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.

Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.

multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014

Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.

Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.

Shitpost by got1837 February 8, 2021

guns and ships 

What Lafayette (in Hamilton: The Musical) came back with.

Lafayette: I went to the French for more funds,
And came back with more guns and ships,
And so the balance shifts

guns and ships by Itzyaboitheo February 4, 2017

Shitpost

1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.
2. (verb) to create such a post

A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter

1: did you see that shitpost on my tumblr this morning?
2: no, i hate shitposting

Shitpost by MaddieHue May 2, 2018

Shipophile 

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).

Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"

Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.

That douche was jumping ships just because they suck

jumping ships by Fogol December 27, 2009