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shimizued 

I can't believe I got shimizued by one of my bro's at work.
shimizued by blue birded November 21, 2013
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Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way
Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on
Shimize by g.shim August 5, 2011
shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass
Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.
shmizzed by c-mann September 11, 2009
When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking
Yo son im shmized rn
shmized by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

kiyoko shimizu 

Kiyoko Shimizu is a beautiful person who is a third year at Karasuno (a volleyball anime named Haikyuu) she is one of their managers. She is a blessing lmao.
person 1:

"Who's that girl??"
person 2:
"That's 'Kiyoko Shimizu' she's is such a blessing!"
Japanese last name that translates to pure water, anyone with this last name should be respected and praised. Also a city in Japan
Person one: What’s your name?

Person two: Jason Shimizu

Person one: Were you sent here by God?
shimizu by Jimmu-san March 24, 2019

Shirizzed 

The Act of getting played by a controlling girl. Basically the guys the bitch. The way the guy gets revenge is by growing pubic hair on his balls and manning up to be the leader in the relationship.
"Dude, you got be a man. You keep getting SHIRIZZED"
"Yah, its like my girl has got more balls than me"
Shirizzed by Warren Tapp January 30, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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