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Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way
Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on
Shimize by g.shim August 5, 2011
shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass
Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.
shmizzed by c-mann September 11, 2009
When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking
Yo son im shmized rn
shmized by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

kiyoko shimizu 

Kiyoko Shimizu is a beautiful person who is a third year at Karasuno (a volleyball anime named Haikyuu) she is one of their managers. She is a blessing lmao.
person 1:

"Who's that girl??"
person 2:
"That's 'Kiyoko Shimizu' she's is such a blessing!"
Japanese last name that translates to pure water, anyone with this last name should be respected and praised. Also a city in Japan
Person one: What’s your name?

Person two: Jason Shimizu

Person one: Were you sent here by God?
shimizu by Jimmu-san March 24, 2019

Shirizzed 

The Act of getting played by a controlling girl. Basically the guys the bitch. The way the guy gets revenge is by growing pubic hair on his balls and manning up to be the leader in the relationship.
"Dude, you got be a man. You keep getting SHIRIZZED"
"Yah, its like my girl has got more balls than me"
Shirizzed by Warren Tapp January 30, 2009
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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