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shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.
the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security
shalacked by z man March 10, 2005
To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.
Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight
Shackled by DrainGus April 7, 2011

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

shalacked 

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack
They got shalacked in the game today.
shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

Shmackled 

You got absolutely clapped in a video game.(have to say it with emphasis)
OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHMACKLED IN (enter game name here)!!
Shmackled by NotNickk October 11, 2021
A term used in Ultimate Frisbee to describe when you are threatened or bested by an opponent (especially if their name is Shackleton)
Yooooo chase just got SHACKLED
Shackled by ubermegaclaire July 1, 2023