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The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
by Davollin December 08, 2008
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony
by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019
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When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013
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The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!
by Jornibo September 24, 2008
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The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
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