Shetland Pony
The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Shetland Pony by Davollin December 17, 2008
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Shetland pony
An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
Shetland pony by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019
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Shetland Pony
When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
Shetland Pony by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013
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Shetland Pony by Jornibo January 13, 2009
Shetland Pony
The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
Shetland Pony by UberBad March 17, 2005
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A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
shetland pony cock by JLSK March 7, 2012
Ridden like a Shetland Pony
When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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