JLSK's definitions

shetland pony cock

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

by JLSK March 7, 2012