The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
by Davollin December 9, 2008
When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013
The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
by Jornibo September 25, 2008
The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
by Jules Winnfield April 1, 2019
A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
by JLSK February 4, 2012
When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
by David J Hasslebonk August 14, 2008