Shermer 

A rather mysterious and suspicious person who one may say is ‘acting shady’. A shermer typically doesn’t tell people anything but teases people wanting to know more. A shermer doesn’t intend on sharing anything about themselves at any point but will often appear as someone who reveals all.

‘Stop playing around you shermer!’
‘She’s such a shermer, just look at her!’

Shermer by Odli November 2, 2020

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence 

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence by Fearman December 28, 2007

From Shermer 

Believes in a make believe land. Gulliable. Will buy anything. Just off the boat.

Dude! This guy is from Shermer. He's so thick he'll believe anything.

From Shermer by Brian Eakerous December 30, 2003

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010

Sherbertquake56 

The most amazing twitch streamer twitch has to offer. They're so wholesome :). I am dying while writing this. They are also a popular TikTok cosplayer, most famous for their Technoblade and JSchlatt cosplays. An all round very pog person. Likes saying AWOOGA BOOGA and G l a t t

Person 1 - Oh my god have you seen Sherbertquake56's new stream?!
Person 2 - Noooooooo...
Person 1 - You uncultured fool. *proceeds to drop kick Person 2*
Person 1 - *menacingly* You got what you deserve

Sherbertquake56 by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_soup June 21, 2021

spermer 

A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue

kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here

spermer by sir. louis belivadear October 4, 2016

shemergency 

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005