shend

1}needing a a large smelly dump. (currently in regular use by car-ha-catch-e)

2}Shit

Newcastle are playing very shend!

by trix nd weezy February 5, 2008

shend

Shend is used to express something that cannot be expressed with words
When ancient greeks saw something unbelieveable they used to say “ thats shendy”

Shend goes to the gym and wants to have ripped legs with big chest and arms

by gymaddict2 July 27, 2019

Shend

A person who deserves head and dick every second

Person 1: "How does that guy get so much dick"
Person 2: "He's a Shend"

by kari22 November 21, 2021

send him to belize

Euphemism for "whacking" or "liquidating" a problematic individual or rival. First mentioned by the character Saul Goodman in the popular AMC series"Breaking Bad."

(Saul and Walt are discussing the problem that Hank's investigation is posing)

Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation?

Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... *coughs*... send him to Belize.

Walt: Are you serious?

by BBfan August 20, 2013

shendezvous

the act of rendezvous-ing

Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.

by the real TWSS please stand up May 17, 2011

National send Tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this

Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.

Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!

Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022