Shemok

The crusty white stuff you see as you open a brand new gallon of milk.

See also:crusties

Gosh! I hate finding shemok on my milk, its just nasty!

Shemok by howdyma February 6, 2006

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Semok

Literally means sexy curvy women, in English equivalent with Hottie or Super Hottie. In another sense it can mean as a compliment but it is too vulgar to say in public or even to strangers.

"Your wife is Semok and I Sange when I saw the body.”

Semok by Shén March 8, 2023

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Shemok • Shemo • shmoke • shmokey • shmokin' • shemeka • shemon • shemoya • Shamoke • Shamokin

Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

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shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

shmoke by thethongofanime November 8, 2005