Smelmet 

noun or verb (used with object)

When riding on the back of my motorcycle and visor of the driver's helmet is open, the person riding on back farts into their cupped hand and quickly (to preserve integrity of fart scent) delivers said fart into the helmet and promptly slams the visor shut. Extra points if your efforts result in a crash, adding injury to idiocy.

Dude, I already felt gay enough with Hector on the back of my bike, then on top of that he gave me smelmet while we were going like 70 on the 405. Fuck Hector.

Smelmet by Smelmet Lang February 24, 2013

Shelmet

Basically a shitty helmet.

Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet

Shelmet by Nazuro January 27, 2009

Smellmet 

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.

I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.

Smellmet by B1gPerm December 7, 2010

smelmit 

(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".

Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"

smelmit by Mustard Gunn June 2, 2008

Smellmet-pellmet 

To describe someone who doesn't wash , is spotty , has a tiny Penis. Basically is a neanderthal. Also known as an Ashton

Your a right smellmet-pellmet, get a shower.

Smellmet-pellmet by Jaxson1988 September 6, 2021

Smelmember 

Smelmember: The feeling you experience when you get a whiff of a certain smell that brings up a a memory almost instantaneously. Lets say one of your relatives house smells like apple and cinnamon airwick plug ins but you have not visited in the longest time. So as a result of visiting there for a while and when you walk into a place that is also scented with apple and cinnamon, you hit this imaginary wall of apple and cinnamon that takes you from that moment in time for a brief second to remind you of where you have smelt that before coming back to reality just as quickly.

I just had a smelmember moment when I walked through the scented plug ins section at Walmart.

Smelmember by uhcoug August 30, 2018

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

Christain Smelmear by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026