Shelf Gay

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A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

Shelf Gay by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019

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self-gay

1. Extreme narcissism, self-love, conceit.
2. Condition in which persons are literally in love with themselves and/or are primarily attracted to qualities in others that they themselves possess.
3. Mental state in which one's perception of reality is warped by self-obsession. The world exists only as a reflection of the self.

Also: One who places unusually high value on one's own opinions, appearance, and personality.

Paris Hilton is so self-gay she can't conceive of a guy who wouldn't want to sleep with her or a girl who wouldn't want to be her.

self-gay by Larissa and Adam November 15, 2005

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Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

Self-gay by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

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self-gay

1. Extreme narcissism, self-love, conceit.
2. Condition in which persons are primarily attracted to qualities in others that they themselves possess.

Also: One who places unusually high value on one's own opinions, appearance, and personality.

Although Adam is obsessed with himself, he concedes that Larissa is even more self-gay than he is.

self-gay by Larissa and Adam December 17, 2005

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Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much

You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay

Self dick loving gay by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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