Shelf Gay

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

Shelf Gay by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019

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self-gay

1. Extreme narcissism, self-love, conceit.
2. Condition in which persons are literally in love with themselves and/or are primarily attracted to qualities in others that they themselves possess.
3. Mental state in which one's perception of reality is warped by self-obsession. The world exists only as a reflection of the self.

Also: One who places unusually high value on one's own opinions, appearance, and personality.

Paris Hilton is so self-gay she can't conceive of a guy who wouldn't want to sleep with her or a girl who wouldn't want to be her.

self-gay by Larissa and Adam November 15, 2005

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Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

Self-gay by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

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self-gay

1. Extreme narcissism, self-love, conceit.
2. Condition in which persons are primarily attracted to qualities in others that they themselves possess.

Also: One who places unusually high value on one's own opinions, appearance, and personality.

Although Adam is obsessed with himself, he concedes that Larissa is even more self-gay than he is.

self-gay by Larissa and Adam December 17, 2005

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Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much

You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay

Self dick loving gay by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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