A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population
Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW *big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella
Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.