Sheepdogs

A slang term for the enforcers and systems that keep society’s sheep in line from police to bureaucrats to regulators.
They patrol the pasture, barking when anyone strays from the approved path, keeping the flock moving in sync with the rules.

Every time someone questions a rule, the sheepdogs come barking.

Sheepdogs by Urbanator5000 October 30, 2025

The Sheepdogs 

An epic bearded band formally from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (that's in Canada!) who were the first unsigned band to grace the cover of The Rolling Stone in 2011. They pretty much fuckin' rock!

-Dude did you hear that heavily bearded band, The Sheepdogs?
-I did.. they are fuckin epic!

The Sheepdogs by peewee433 February 11, 2012

Full Sheepdog

Living, breathing and bleeding all things law enforcement or military. Wears tactical clothing outside of work, gets tattoos related to being a protector. Never shuts off cop mode. Also seen heavily in police and military impersonators trying desperately to over compensate for the fact that they are not in the aforementioned professions.

Hey did you see Jim the other day? He had someone pulled over on the side of the road in his personal car on his day off. He's gone FULL SHEEPDOG.

Full Sheepdog by That-Polish-Guy October 8, 2019

sheepdog 

1. Certain special people, who watch over the rest of the people. The rest are called sheep. Sheepdogs prevent the 'wolves' or bad people/things from hurting the sheep. Sheepdogs understand violence is sometimes necessary in order to protect the sheep. The sheep really don't like the sheepdog. Sheep prefer to go along their merry way, oblivious to the perils of life. Sheep tolerate sheepdogs' existance in order to keep the wolves away.

1. Police, soldiers, firefighters. A Sheepdog protects sheep from wolves.

sheepdog by SmokenSmolder March 16, 2007

Sheepdoggin' 

The sexual act of dressing a well-fed female in a sheep costume and chasing her around a house and then having sex with her. Howling and bleating are encouraged.

Man I'm tired, I've been sheepdoggin' randos all night.

I can't believe Robbie took me sheepdoggin' on the first date.

Sheepdoggin' by Lorenzo the Luchador May 16, 2011

What am I, a sheepdog? 

Common phrase said when cut off and forced to awkwardly walk behind your friends rather than adjacent to them

*walking behind friends*
What am I, a sheepdog?

What am I, a sheepdog? by sheepdog12 November 14, 2012

sheepdog high 

The stage of an "under-the-influence" experience where one wanders in aimless circles for any given period of time, particularly around an object such as a couch or a table. This sort of perpetual, stoned circling looks much like a sheepdog's constant walk around a herd of animals. One who is affected by a sheepdog high is often too lost in thought (or dopamine) to notice their behavior, and therefore it continues until someone points out how weird they look or until the individual realizes it on their own.

"Greg was totally sheepdog high last night; he wandered around the coffee table for, like, twenty minutes before Steve asked him what the fuck he was doing."

"I got wayyy too baked last night, I kept sheepdoggin' around the living room for no reason."

sheepdog high by jadopotato November 4, 2009