Definitions by Urbanator5000

Parky

A homeless person, crackhead, or other chronically unhoused individual who has claimed a public park (or the immediate surrounding area) as their primary hangout, crash pad, and social hub. Often spotted with a shopping cart full of miscellaneous items, a blanket or tarp setup under a tree/bench, and a strong preference for the park over shelters or streets. The term blends “park” with the vibe of someone who’s fully settled into park life.

“Don’t sit on that bench, some parky’s been sleeping there all week and left his shit everywhere.”
“Yeah the whole crew of parkies by the fountain starts yelling at people once the sun goes down.”

Parky by Urbanator5000 October 6, 2026

Sheepdogs

A slang term for the enforcers and systems that keep society’s sheep in line from police to bureaucrats to regulators.
They patrol the pasture, barking when anyone strays from the approved path, keeping the flock moving in sync with the rules.

Every time someone questions a rule, the sheepdogs come barking.

Sheepdogs by Urbanator5000 October 30, 2025

Plunged

Plunged is a past tense term meaning fucked/had sex/slept with

I plunged Tiffany last week

Plunged by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022

Hand-me-down 

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.

Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down

Hand-me-down by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022