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Shaz slappa suprrise

Covering your dick in Vegimite and peanut putter then grabbing it like a baseball bat and smacking the shit out of someone with it
Bro my EX tried to bang my friend so we gave that bitch a Shaz slappa suprrise
Shaz slappa suprrise by cnet66 November 16, 2018
Referring to a object: When something is the bees knees when something is top dollar. Referring to a person: someone with sass someone who is stylish and sexy and awesome.
That is what you call a diva she has so much shaz its unbelievable
Shaz by Top-hat October 6, 2020
Ultimately a cocktease, enjoys leading boys on
"OMG you know Shaz, she's such a cocktease"
Shaz by buckatron January 20, 2017

Shaz and a Maz 

Simply to masturbate whilst in the shower.
Western Australian slang;
Shaz = Shower.
Maz = Masturbate.
These words do not have to be used together and can also be used singularly, to abbreviate the respective words.
1)
Person 1: "I'm off for a shaz and a maz."

2)
Person 1: "I'm off for a maz."
Person 2: "I'm off for a shaz."
Shaz and a Maz by --Daniel October 15, 2009
The female version of mens jiz.
Shaz by Meganificient December 31, 2020
That rabid polar bear driving a tractor was the shaz.
shaz by scollard February 18, 2009