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Shaz slappa suprrise

Covering your dick in Vegimite and peanut putter then grabbing it like a baseball bat and smacking the shit out of someone with it
Bro my EX tried to bang my friend so we gave that bitch a Shaz slappa suprrise
Shaz slappa suprrise by cnet66 November 16, 2018
Referring to a object: When something is the bees knees when something is top dollar. Referring to a person: someone with sass someone who is stylish and sexy and awesome.
That is what you call a diva she has so much shaz its unbelievable
Shaz by Top-hat October 6, 2020
Ultimately a cocktease, enjoys leading boys on
"OMG you know Shaz, she's such a cocktease"
Shaz by buckatron January 20, 2017

Shaz and a Maz 

Simply to masturbate whilst in the shower.
Western Australian slang;
Shaz = Shower.
Maz = Masturbate.
These words do not have to be used together and can also be used singularly, to abbreviate the respective words.
1)
Person 1: "I'm off for a shaz and a maz."

2)
Person 1: "I'm off for a maz."
Person 2: "I'm off for a shaz."
Shaz and a Maz by --Daniel October 15, 2009
The female version of mens jiz.
Damn, she shaz all over my face.
Shaz by Meganificient December 31, 2020
That rabid polar bear driving a tractor was the shaz.
shaz by scollard February 18, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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