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Shawnnery 

Rhymes with "Connery".
And "SEANery" (pronounced with a long "e" --- it means lovely ocean vistas; you can look it up on this website) rhymes with "KEANEry" (also a Scottish name --- well, okay: it's actually Irish, da same as "Sean" is, but we're talking James Bond's traditional-kilt-wearing actor here, plus da Emerald Isle and da Scottish Isles are near each other, and share a lot of things including closely-located borders and Celtic heritage), so if "Shawnnery" rhymes with "Khannery", does dat make da infamous Star Trek villain of red-hair-and-freckles origin, as well???
Shawnnery by QuacksO April 15, 2025
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A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
Shanner by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012

shanneurysm 

When the vein gets so large in your forehead that you might give yourself an aneurysm.
Chill out Dan, you are going to give yourself a shanneurysm.
shanneurysm by literofcoke January 3, 2019
most beautiful you'll ever meet she is a smart young loyal charming girl she will always be loyal to her friends and her boyfriends she is childish sometimes but she is the most real friend you'll meet if shes your friend back she usually have many friends
shanney is a great friend to me
shanney by Bbyxgirlx June 21, 2016
1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!
Shanner by solodini November 6, 2006

Dick Shannery 

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
Dick Shannery by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

shawnversation 

Cole used a pretty good example of shawnversation when he said "I so would suck Jimi Hendrix's LSD dick

also shawnversation:

Raw Dog: "her pussy was so loose...it was like fucking a bleach bag"
shawnversation by blacksiteninja September 25, 2010