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Your husband's much younger "work wife" who seduces him by stroking his ego with constant flattery and dressing a little "extra" every day.
Co-worker: Did you help Shawne finish that big project today?

Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!
Shawne by anonymous June 1, 2022

Shawne Merriman 

Also known as "Lights Out". He was born May 25, 1984. Shawne Merriman is the best effin line backer EVER! Won Rookie of the Year his first year as a Charger AND went to pro-bowl his first year too. He currently resides in San Diego, California.
Shawne Merriman's a BEAST!
Shawne Merriman by bRiTTaNi April 4, 2006

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Shane Madej 

Ghost hunter in denial, loyal bridge owner, but also the top dog when it comes to Rats. Like, actual rats. This may be used as a praise, verb, prayer, anything. The Rat God has many forms.
Shane Madej, as I stand before your immense righteousness, I tremble. My very hands twitch with each of your Godly movements. I devote my life to you, O mighty Shane Madej.
Arabic Baby Girl Name

Coolest person ever!!! They’re very trustworthy, pretty, confident and rare. If you ever find a Shahneela, don’t let her go
Shahneela is a pretty name
Shahneela by Ally.wats29 January 1, 2019

Shane Madej 

A cool dude who doesn’t believe in ghosts. He looks sexy in a rat kinda way.
Oh yeah, Shane Madej? He’s a cool guy.”
Shane Madej by bigdemoneyes February 12, 2019