shawshaw 

When someone does something stupid on accident and ruins everything. It means that you should be embarrassed, but they're still ur friend.

Arne: "Oopsies"
Per: "What did you do this time, you little shawshaw"

shawshaw by Lunathebuna December 26, 2023

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

shashaw

The action of when a coworker goes into the public bathroom at work and starts blasting out wet gross turds, while his coworkers are in the bathroom washing their hands. While blasting it out, the pooper continues to converse with the others. Also could be used to describe something explosive, or to blast.

"John is shashawing like crazy." "Hey guys (Silence) Shashaw, shashaw!!!"

shashaw by Gargolas March 10, 2009

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006

Shawshanked 

The condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a TV. Originally derived from The Shawshank Redemption.

Dude, I was in Best Buy getting a printer cable, and I got Shawshanked in the TV section for like 30 minutes by the first Matrix.

Shawshanked by JT Dizzle February 5, 2012

shawshao 

the sound emitted when two fully erect penises collide at full speed during sword fighting.

Chad and Kyle flailed there moist members about, and they collided with a mighty shawshao!

shawshao by Stands2pee February 10, 2019

Shawshank Redumption

When one is pooping in a public bathroom, embarassed by ass noises, one waits for others to make noise to allow for loud ass explosions. Similar to Tim Robbins in "Shawshank Redemption" waiting for the thunder so his banging on the pipe would go unheard.

I had to wait for the other guy to flush to let my shawshank redumption rip.

Shawshank Redumption by JR and Joy September 11, 2009