Shawshanked

The condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a TV. Originally derived from The Shawshank Redemption.

Dude, I was in Best Buy getting a printer cable, and I got Shawshanked in the TV section for like 30 minutes by the first Matrix.

by JT Dizzle February 05, 2012

Shawshanked

When you have something planned for the day, but a movie comes on that you humanely can't avoid watching in it's entirety

I was heading out to meet Kyle at the bar, but I got shawshanked by Forrest Gump

by Jtudeski September 18, 2018

Shawshanked

Any movie and/or t.v. Show that you get trapped into watching and can't stop. ie: Shawshanked redemption , band of brothers marathon, half baked, the Bourne identity

Sorry I was late but I got Shawshanked by ForrestGump

by Jerky griffith March 28, 2016

Shawshanked

A term used to describe the general pain and suffering felt the next morning after a particularly rough night

Guy: hey man, you have a good one last night?

Guy2: yeah, but I feel utterly shawshanked this morning *bleurggh*

Guy: ....mate

by Xyphious November 19, 2009

Shawshanked

To temporarily rig something to function. Not a permanent fix.

I shawshanked that shelf together. It works for now.

by Cdawg$$$ April 11, 2021

Shawshanked

The act of ejaculating into a females mouth and having her swallow the semen.

"You're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"

"I met some ugly bitch at the bar last night and totally shawshanked her"

by Dufrane December 31, 2009

Shawshanking

To slowly, and discretely, remove something as Tim Robbins removed the dirt and rocks he excavated while digging a tunnel out of his cell in the film Shawshank Redemption..

hey how are you gettin' rid of all those old books you couldn't yard sale?

No worries man, I'm shawshanking them around. left one in the blockbuster the other day. Put it on the shelf in alphabetical order.

by okfuskee June 14, 2010