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Shave Slave

When a woman gets her hair cut as she's giving a BJ.
Hayleys hair looks a lil off. Always such a "Shave Slave".
Shave Slave by Oxman79 September 13, 2023
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save your shave 

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.
Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
save your shave by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010

Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation
"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

Drink slave 

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you drinks, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.
Ben! Ben! Ben! were is my drink slave?
Drink slave by Cecemadison May 24, 2018

Drink Slave 

Beyyyyn where my tea
Drink Slave by Simply nailogical September 29, 2018

"rappin like a slave" 

someone who raps (or talks) about backwards a-political or self hate type shit.a sambo/sellout type that says what massa wants to hear(ie;record execs,corporate tyrants,or uncle sam)..pro-market words or lyrics that would make a slave master proud.
that dude wearing that red,white and blue shirt over there, "rappin like a slave"...them uncle tom preachers be "rappin like a slave"...a lot of money motivated rappers be "rappin like a slave"..dude snitchin,"rappin like a slave"

Tea slave 

When aspouse (usually a boyfriend. Preferably named Ben) brings tea to their significant other on a daily basis from Starbucks.
Cristitine: Beyyn!
Ben:What?
Cristine to the camera: hello this is my tea slave Beyyn
Tea slave by Beyn May 27, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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