Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
1) advanced 1337 slang phrase for "pwnd" or "prawnd"
2) the act of entering a state of being covered in human excrement
3) internet phrase to express utter humiliation during an online game
other variations include: having become shat upon, became shat upon, become shit on, will have been shat upon (the grammatically incorrect use of "shatting" is sometimes used in place of "shat" to express a continuing action)
*TF2 CTF*
"Oh shit, son, you just became shat upon!"
*Call of Campers; Modern Warfail 3*
"Become shat upon, kid! You just got 360 no-scoped!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."