shakepound

The extremely awkward bro moment of going in for a welcoming handshake while your bro goes in for the fist pound. Both bros laugh heartily before realizing they're probably not as friendly as they thought.

Steve, I saw that shakepound you and Geronimo executed this afternoon. You might need to rethink the friendship.

by Crotch Angle Defintions January 9, 2019

Gentleman's Shakearound

A gay (2 guys) mutual hand job! So one tosses off the other and vice versa.

Me and my boyfriend shared a lovely gentleman's shakearound on the backseat of my mother's ford focus last night.

by flicklawrance November 24, 2011

Shatpound

when somebody craps on the floor of an industrial building

Oh no connor took another shatpound on the floor

by Misth10s February 17, 2022