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Sharpietoo 

A semi-permanant tattoo created using a common 'permanent' Sharpie marker.
Did you really think this through... It's a permanent tattoo! Nah, it's ok, it's just a Sharpietoo. (It will wash off in about a week or two)
Sharpietoo by Bro kinda job May 13, 2023
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Sharpiecock

The act of writing a girls name on you/your own penis and sexting them the picture of it- showing that they own it
No examples, definition explains Sharpiecock
Sharpiecock by sackoo11 December 3, 2011

sharpietagged 

the direct aftermath of breaking the drinking rule of passing out with your shoes on which is a party foul. It is a classic form of shaming after the rule is broken, using permanent marker, usually of the Sharpie brand. The inks from the markers are used to decorate the face and occasionally body parts of the victim if they willingly removed their clothes prior to unconsciousness.
fratboy1: yo! lookit that douchbag's face who passed out on the couch! its covered in rainbow colored cocks!
fratboy2: hahaha! he got sharpietagged to hell and back!
fratboy1: yea, i am so glad i dont wear shoes to party in anymore.
sharpietagged by milkacow September 19, 2009

sharpiewhore 

one who carrys around excessive amounts of sharpies with them,

one who uses nothing but sharpies
jessica is a sharpiewhore
sharpiewhore by d3athharlot June 7, 2009

Sharpiessouthpark 

South Park Fan Site
Hey, u watched the latest episode of South Park on Sharpiessouthpark.tk!

sharptooth 

Sharptooth is a band from Baltimore, Maryland. They are a Co-Ed hardcore band. They make music about many things ranging from homophobia, politics, and (trigger warning) sexual harassment/ assault. They got their name from the sharptooth, who Is a T. rex In the land before time.

Recommend this band for fans of every time I die and stray from the path.
Me: I love sharptooth so much

Mutual: me too! Their music has such an important message
sharptooth by Lottielovesasitis March 3, 2019

sharpieholic 

Someone who is addicted to the smell of sharpies or white-out, and can get high off them
Jessie: Algebra is so boring, I was sniffing sharpies the whole time to stay awake
Griffin: Dude, you're a sharpieholic
sharpieholic by ashcakebatter March 28, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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