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Sharp as a beachball

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.
John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball
by Meesofat March 10, 2019
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Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.
That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!
by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007
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