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Sharon, MA 

A small town, which epitomizes white, suburbia, located forty five minutes from Boston. The main attraction is a Starbucks, situated in the poorest excuse for a 'center of town' ever, and a crappy, disease-infested pond that Sharonites like to call a lake. Sharon is extremely homogenous, and the average Sharonite is upper middle class, white, spoiled, and preppy. The only sports in which Sharon excels, predictably, are tennis and golf.

The youth of Sharon is extremely corrupt due to too much leisure time and too much money. There was an epidemic of gonorrhea in the middle school after the sketchy theatre was used as a hot spot for the 'pleasure club'. Underage drinking and marijuana use is extremely prevalent but is generally well hidden, or at least kept secret, to protect Sharon High School's reputation.

Overall, the school system is more challenging than most elite colleges, and even though the kids are self-entitled, the general student body is friendly, well raised, and intelligent. It is a great place to raise kids since the violent crime rate nonexistent; however, most kids will most likely try marijuana at least once. At least, when they walk outside to smoke pot in the middle of the night, the worst that could happen to them will probably involve a woodland creature.
"Sharon, MA is boring as all hell, but I have enough liquor and marijuana, which my parent's money bought, to get me through the night."

"I love Sharon, MA, but I'm not coming back after college."
Sharon, MA by misci July 29, 2008
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Sharon, MA 

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Sharon, MA by wewe January 10, 2008

Sharon, Massachusetts 

place where 99 out of 100 people are Jewish. Bar Mitzvahs are abundant and everyone walks on Saturdays except for the 1%.
"Dude, this temple has almost as many Jews as Sharon, Massachusetts"

Sharon, Massachusetts 

A town in Massachusetts with a great school system and nice people. The best teacher in the school system is a middle school teacher named Esme Sammons.
I love living in Sharon, Massachusetts it is the best town ever!

Sharon, Massachusetts 

a town in Massachusetts; lower echelons of the upper class: decay in a cloud of pot smoke; yuppie, middle-aged white parents, who enjoy the country clubs their parents may have been exluded from, recreated the mold: yuppie, teenaged white children, who wish their parents were black gansta rappers from compton, emphasize the mold
Hey, Tom, I was wondering if you wanted to score some pot in Sharon, Massachusetts.

sharon, mass 

A town located near Boston with a great school system, nice people, and lots of wilderness. The teachers are obsessed with riding the schools of bullying when there is almost none.
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sharon, mass by Apersonfromaplace October 5, 2013

sharon marie 

She is a sexy female with black hair,she loves her kids and always put them before anything in the world,aw she is sexy!!!!!!!!!! Love you sharon marie
Sharon marie is sexy,sharon marie is beautiful!!!!!!!!!
sharon marie by susan23658 November 9, 2013
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