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Bear Shark 

A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military.
Don't fuck with the Bear Shark!
Bear Shark by Oddtimes November 2, 2008

bear vs shark 

A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.
Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.
bear vs shark by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006

bear holding a shark 

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction
jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.
Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?
Bear with a shark by Adolf December 7, 2004

Bear Holding a Shark 

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
Bear Holding a Shark by Schooldick September 21, 2017

share bear 

A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.

they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.
Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...

Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless

Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit

Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?

Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot

Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear
share bear by stephie-poos November 17, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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