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snarkument

An argument that degenerates into a war of witty retorts, snarky insults, and/or clever flames. The original point of the argument becomes invalid, if there was one. Once it becomes a snarkument it is just a contest of sarcastic comebacks.

These are popular in movies and sitcoms, especially with annoying bitchy characters who aren't actually funny. a lot of people try to emulate it IRL for fun and drama, but fail because they're not actually intelligent enough to pull it off, and then they're all butthurt that their life isn't like their favorite TV show.

When one is a true master of snarkuing, there is much joy to be found in the world. It is one of the highest, most enjoyable and satisfying forms of trolling, particularly when met with an earnest, capable, but oblivious opponent.
Judging my the conversations in my head, I'd win any snarkument I came across.

A clever troll who can lead his unwitting victims into a trap of perfect insults that they may not even understand—he is a master of the snarkument.
by roguerenna March 18, 2011
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Shargument

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.
Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.
by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019
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Stalkumentary

A documentay produced by means of stalking the person. Almost like a paparazo, but with a movie camera.
That new Princess Diana Movie is a total stalkumentary.
by Rioo February 4, 2006
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Scareumentary

Any 'future looking' TV program done in the documentary-style that peddles doom and fear to the viewer. Mostly based on either fuzzy science, blurry video, make-believe, or lottery-odds natural disasters.

Fear over fact and opinion over science.
1) Including, but not limited to, interpreting Nostradamus after the fact, Earth killing asteroids, Aztec calendars, pyramid building aliens, and the famous just-out-of-reach-of-modern-technology monsters among us.

2) Man #1: " I snapped a picture of by brother chasing Bigfoot. Its dark, blurry and otherwise nondescript."
Man #2: "You should send that to the History Channel. They will use it in their next Scareumentary!"
by CynicNow January 10, 2010
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snarkccënt

A tool used to indicate sarcastic intent when communicating via text. To use the snarkccënt, place an acute accent (´), grave accent (`), circumflex (ˆ), diaeresis (¨), macron (¯), breve (˘), or caron (ˇ) over the final vowel of the final word in the sarcastic statement.
"Remember that time I said I think you're cool? I lied."
"Next time, use a snarkccënt. Otherwise people may think you're being serioús."
by essehmbee December 1, 2016
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Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.
Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.
by Newlingophile June 4, 2018
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Stargument

The act of Star Wars fans arguing over Star Wars movie details, plot-holes, or how they could have made a better movie/show.
They got into a stargument over who the most powerful Jedi even though it is not real life!
by Artin A May 26, 2025
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