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Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.
1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

sharmilated

Programming code that has been written so poorly, and so fucked up, that the bane of its own existence is questionable. Everyone that reads it regardless of their technical background has no clue how, or why it even works.
God damn this database has been sharmilated. I have no clue how this Sharmilated code even functions, it boggles my fucking mind.
sharmilated by Dave2k September 5, 2006

Starkinate 

To ban, mute, warn, or kick an individual on a Discord server.
“Levi decided to Starkinate Jimmy”
Starkinate by SeyumWorshipper February 12, 2023
To spend inordinate amounts of time at the beach, waiting for waves that may or may not appear, while smoking substances that may or may not be illegal.
He was always late for school because he had to surfinate with his mates as a must-do early morning ritual.
surfinate by Ultimo69 April 24, 2009

Sharminator 

Sharminator A red hot guy always wanting to get laid. Preferably foreign chicks who dont know a word of english. He also says prepare to be sharminated to all his victims.
Also known as Sharmtron
There goes the Sharminator what a good looking guy.

Shit theres the Sharminator I better hide my girlfriend.

You see the Sharmtron at the party?

Frasers one lucky guy geting to sit beside the Sharminator
Sharminator by -(aaK)- ICE October 24, 2008

Shastinated 

When a girl is lying on the bed and a man is on top with his back to her face having a pull. He then leans over blows his load on her twat and lets rip with some explosive diarrhea at the same time to splatter all over her face.
Andrew was getting his rocks off with Carol and then he leaned forward and shastinated her.
Shastinated by # 6 Blanka February 12, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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