Shanson 

Never gonna happen lily

Shanson is fake

Shanson by NotSamson June 30, 2021

Jami Shannon 

A real bitch of a woman

Jami Shannon is a bitch

Jami Shannon by Uncle cracker‘s smile February 25, 2019

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Ron Swanson 

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Shannongram 

a fictional alternative to Instagram popularized by BBY Goyard

She don't use the Instagram, she be using Shannongram

Shannongram by sirsquidy April 14, 2023

Shannonigans 

When someone called Shannon gets up to shenanigans.

Hey that guys up to shenanigans.

Nope, that’s Shannon, so its Shannonigans.

Yo Shannon, you’re up to mischief again.

You mean Shannonigans.

Yep, that’s what I meant.

Shannonigans by Dick _Shinary November 15, 2019

Ron Swanson 

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

Ron Swanson by amgil October 25, 2018