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shank you blud

one is going to penetrate one others torso with a sharp metallic object to create the effect of pain and bleeding
shank you blud by LeMess May 3, 2010

shank you with my oboe

leave me alone or i am going to shank you with my oboe
shank you with my oboe by dot28_aer February 27, 2009

imma shank you 

the act of shanking,use of a sharpened toothbrush or something sharp
imma shank you by claire_marie August 22, 2008

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

spank you very much 

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.
Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!
spank you very much by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017
A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you".
Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."

Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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