The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
by efildrot September 24, 2013
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
by Jascebalon March 26, 2016
The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it
by lexlewis October 17, 2008
When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019