Drunk
Drunk by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005
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There are several stages of drunkness.
1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.
2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.
3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.
4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.
5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.
6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!
7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.
2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.
3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.
4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.
5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.
6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!
7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
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drunk
When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.
drunk by epic master of cynicism August 13, 2010
Drunk
A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
Drunk by Stiffy Stifferson May 9, 2003
Drunk
Chemically incovienenced