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Shamwow
To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
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Shamwow
a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Shamwow by JokaSkullz August 31, 2008
Shamwow
Shamwow by Secretsandwich March 12, 2009
Shamwow
When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....
Shamwow by Piece Of Work February 27, 2010
Shamwow
The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Shamwow
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