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Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.
Shalomies by MaSsTeRr June 1, 2009
Words you can keep
Saying hello or goodbye.
Heidi walks into the office and says, "Shalomies, Reesa!" . Or, Heidi is leaving and she says, "I am going shalomies. It's that time!".
Shalomies by Goldstein's Mama September 17, 2024

Shalomian 

When you get a black, Asian, Indian, and white to gang-bang you at the same time while you scream for help and the stripper cops join in and then at the "Happy ending" it is all squirted into you ass.
My friends pulled a Shalomian on me this weekend and i enjoyed it and now Im not able to sit down.
Shalomian by Urban Sex terms December 29, 2016

Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."

shalomie 

Jesus is my shalomie
shalomie by alabambam June 1, 2009

Shaloming 

The new planking, chest out, arms out, butt out, look buff.
Shaloming around the ohio northern campus. anywhere any time
Typically skinny legends, Shalomis are some of the funniest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. Shalomi can be the life of the party and cheer you up when your sad, but will wind down whenever something serious is going on. She'll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs. A marvel of a human, if you ever meet a Shalomi never let her go!
Person 1: Who's that girl in drama, arts, and vocals?
Person 2: Oh, that's Shalomi. She's in the performing arts counsel, too.
Shalomi by its uwu time March 17, 2021
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