Shalommies 

These are those homies that make you feel at home and are peace makers, derived from the word in hebrew shalom meaning "peace" in english. There you have shalommies.

The community was having lots of problems and disputes until the shalommies arrived on seen and brought solutions to the problems. Now the community rests in a Heaven on Earth experience.

Shalommies by HeavensDrunkenPleasureAddict June 21, 2024

Shalomies

Jewish friends

Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.

Shalomies by MaSsTeRr June 1, 2009

shalomie 

a friendly jew.

Jesus is my shalomie

shalomie by alabambam June 1, 2009

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

German Shammies by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009

Shalomie 

Shalomie’s are typically skinny legends, who are most likely models. They are some of the most beautiful women you will ever meet and still the type of girls who don’t realize how pretty they really are.

Shalomie’s are often multi talented. Sports, art, music… everything and they are able to maintain amazing grades at uni.
They are also amazing lovers, you’re the luckiest man on the planet if you score one of these girls because they are literally the whole package. Perfect body, beautiful face, sparkling eyes, cute smile, super sweet and smart.
Yet she’ll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs.

Even though they are amazing, you don’t want to be their enemy. Hiding behind witty and ironic comments and jokes, they show their true opinion. They can be sweet as sugar and still cold as ice. If you break them, they are able to break you twice!
They are except this a marvel of a human, who will be truly loyal and loving to you.
If you ever meet a Shalomie never let her go!

Person 1: Why is she so amazing at everything? The worst part is, that you can’t even hate her, because she’s such a sweetheart!
Person 2: That’s Shalomie for you!

Shalomie by Luanaangel20 November 20, 2021

Shalomies

Saying hello or goodbye.

Heidi walks into the office and says, "Shalomies, Reesa!" . Or, Heidi is leaving and she says, "I am going shalomies. It's that time!".

Shalomies by Goldstein's Mama September 17, 2024

shploimies 

the result of yiffing

the detectives found shploimies inside the animal costume after a freak orgy.

shploimies by shanequa August 9, 2004