Shaky Dick

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The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

Shaky Dick by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015

Words you can keep

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

Shake Dick by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

Shay Dick Shay

The daughter of the church of us, she vibed for us and was hammered on the table for our sins.

You vibing hard, almost Shay Dick Shay vibes

Shay Dick Shay by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

nothing to shake your dick at by Decker Manning July 9, 2016

Dick Shake

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

Dick Shake by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

Shake Some Dick

Guy tearing up the dance floor.

Q: What are you trying to do tonight?

A: Im trying to go to the club and shake some dick on some hoes.

Shake Some Dick by ShakingDickmaster December 3, 2010

shake my dick

A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit, or can be accomplished with ease.

The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss.

Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick

Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.

shake my dick by Clint Toris July 11, 2016

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026