Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.

Shafty by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

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Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

Shafty Weiner by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

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shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

shaftypops by Grant October 14, 2004

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Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

Shiftyy by cplnah September 2, 2011

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