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Shafty Nut 

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys
Shafty Nut is sexy asf
Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 2, 2021

Shafty Nut 

Shafty Nut is hot asf
Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 3, 2021
Someone who is particularly of canadian descent and is a dick to people.
Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.
Shafty by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

Shafty Weiner 

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.
She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"
Shafty Weiner by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

shaftypops 

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.
I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
shaftypops by Grant October 14, 2004
A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.
1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"
Shiftyy by cplnah September 2, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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