/SHaˈdo͞nkəl/
verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Dan just gave that guy the ol' shadonkle in that last team fight of League of Legends.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
by bareMinimum March 2, 2020
Get the Shadonkle mug.by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019
Get the Shronkle mug.First used in the movie "Cannibal: the Musical," "Shpadoinkle" was left without a specific definition, it's just a generic exclamation, and makes a great substitution word.
These are from the movie itself:
"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.
"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.
"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment
"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.
"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.
"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment
by Kucitizen June 4, 2004
Get the shpadoinkle mug.Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"
(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people
(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"
Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people
(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"
Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.
by agroots January 6, 2014
Get the shabockle mug.An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.
Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
by Lazynutz July 17, 2005
Get the Seadonkey Exchange mug.Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009
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"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"
by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006
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