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Shaboozie 

An event held annually between good friends named Rick, where large quantities of alcohol and marijuana are consumed. Activities consist of (but are not limited to) smacking of guitars, kicking high in the air, and barrel rolls over fire pits.
Rick and I went over to Rick's house for Shaboozie and got shit faced.
Shaboozie by My Name Is Rick September 29, 2012

shaboozle 

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.
Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

The Big Shaboozie 

A liquid that is consisted of half milk, and half diarrhea. This drank is ridonkulous and is usually made after eating at Cuco's Mexican Restaurant for your favorite shadowlurker to enjoy. It is also called "Turtle Juice"
"Dude, he totally is gonna do the big shaboozie"

Shaboozie 

An expression of victory, applicable for victories of any scale from minor to epic.
Shaboozie! You just got beat the fuck down!

Shaboozie by Steve Rogers August 26, 2008

big shaboozie 

When one continuously urinates for 45 seconds or longer, it is considered a "Big shaboozie." It is no longer a "pee" or "piss", which are for wussies.
"I just had a big shaboozie."

Juggz: I need to piss!
Charles: ...Is it gonna be a big shaboozie?
Juggz: Nooo Charles!
big shaboozie by M. P. January 2, 2008

shaboomzeez 

someone with an absolute dumptruck of a rear end. often found bent over his desk watching legends of korea or licking. his small bird clean. decent at spikeball and dreams of being a drug dealer one day. eats pb and j on a hamburger bun like a freaking lunatic

catch phrase- "its da queen"
" whose that freaking thicc man eating gummy worms"
"must be shaboomzeez"
shaboomzeez by silllydillydinosaur January 14, 2021