Shabooze

When someone offers something when they get up, and the (shaboozer) declines, then once the offerer has finished, returns, or sits down, the (shaboozer) then changes his/her mind, forcing the offerer to double the action.

{Sha-boo-z}
Shabooze / Shaboozer / Shaboozed / Shaboozist / Shaboozle / Shaboozing

Example 1 -

Michael: Yo, anyone want a beer?
Jason: Nah
....a moment later Michael then returns and sits down with his cold beer...
Jason: Oh man, yeah I'll have one, cheers.
Michael just got shaboozed.

Example 2 -
Marie: I am making a cup of tea, anyone want something from the kitchen?
Rebecca: No thanks I've got my water.
...A moment later Marie comes back with a tea, and settles down at her desk...
Rebecca: Oh actually is it to late to ask for a coffee? I'll have a splash of a trim milk and 1 1/4 sugars.
Rebecca was the shaboozer.

by dillydelly February 4, 2010

Shaboozie

An event held annually between good friends named Rick, where large quantities of alcohol and marijuana are consumed. Activities consist of (but are not limited to) smacking of guitars, kicking high in the air, and barrel rolls over fire pits.

Rick and I went over to Rick's house for Shaboozie and got shit faced.

by My Name Is Rick September 29, 2012

shaboozle

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

The Big Shaboozie

A liquid that is consisted of half milk, and half diarrhea. This drank is ridonkulous and is usually made after eating at Cuco's Mexican Restaurant for your favorite shadowlurker to enjoy. It is also called "Turtle Juice"

"Dude, he totally is gonna do the big shaboozie"

by JK and CA May 9, 2008

Shaboozie

An expression of victory, applicable for victories of any scale from minor to epic.

Shaboozie! You just got beat the fuck down!

by Steve Rogers August 26, 2008

big shaboozie

When one continuously urinates for 45 seconds or longer, it is considered a "Big shaboozie." It is no longer a "pee" or "piss", which are for wussies.

"I just had a big shaboozie."

Juggz: I need to piss!
Charles: ...Is it gonna be a big shaboozie?
Juggz: Nooo Charles!

by M. P. January 2, 2008

Shaboozi

An external form of speech used to conceal the true nature of occurrence.

"Jim really thought I would believe that story about the abortion. There is no way that baby just disappeared. Someone killed it! What a shaboozi." Synonyms: "baamboozle", "hookwinked"

by Mr. Smoozi January 2, 2023