shaboomzeez 

someone with an absolute dumptruck of a rear end. often found bent over his desk watching legends of korea or licking. his small bird clean. decent at spikeball and dreams of being a drug dealer one day. eats pb and j on a hamburger bun like a freaking lunatic

catch phrase- "its da queen"

" whose that freaking thicc man eating gummy worms"
"must be shaboomzeez"

shaboomzeez by silllydillydinosaur January 14, 2021

shaboomzeez 

someone with an absolute dumptruck of a rear end. often found bent over his desk watching legends of korea or licking. his small bird clean. decent at spikeball and dreams of being a drug dealer one day. eats pb and j on a hamburger bun like a freaking lunatic

catch phrase- "its da queen"

" whose that freaking thicc man eating gummy worms"
"must be shaboomzeez"

shaboomzeez by silllydillydinosaur January 14, 2021