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Spiesser 

German: person who is a part of or aspires to the pursuit of middle class conformist comfort - nice house with a picket fence and a large car parked out front (and a fat retirement account).

From a Medieval German name for a small weapon carried by middle-class townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.
"My parents are total Spiessers. So boring!"

From an old German bank commercial:

A hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: "Spiessers!"

His five-year-old daughter: "I want to be a 'Spiesser' when I grow up..."
Spiesser by Texmandie June 3, 2007
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King of kings. Has the power to defeat all. Will only be defeated once he has taken the enemy with him.
The Spiess kingdom will rule all lands
Spiess by German Theology February 4, 2010
natalie brady
mix between the words fiesty and sassy.
you are being so siessy.
siessy by apppplleeee February 12, 2009